Top Ten Musicians I'd Do

10. Trace Cyrus (Metro Station)

I’m not sure if I could stomach having sex with him, though. Because penises are icky and I think his lips are humorous and uh, humorous lips bother me. Ew.

9. David Blaise (This Providence)

I probably wouldn’t do him either - but not for lack of being attractive. I think he’s cute. Like puppies. I kind of want to put him in a bear costume, sit on his lap, and call him Squishy while we cuddle and watch Disney Movies. Yeah. He looks like a 15 year old to me.

8. Jon Lawler (The Fratellis)

He’s Scottish. Need I say more?

7. Sherri Dupree (Eisley)

She’s absolutely beautiful, and her lovely voice is accompanied by instrumental talent and amazing creativity. She genuinely seems like a sweet person.

6. Greta Salpeter (The Hush Sound)

Even though I really don’t like blondes, I love curly hair and I absolutely adore her figure. I think her face is absolutely gorgeous on it’s own. On top of that, she plays the piano. I’m a sucker for piano players.

5. Andrew McMahon (Something Corporate/Jack’s Mannequin)

I’d really only do him from the Something Corporate days. When he had the curly/wavy redblondebrown hair. And the glasses, because they made him look like a nerd and uhn. I love me a nerd. He’s amazing on the piano, and his lyrics are absolutely inspiring. He’s just plain inspiring.

4. Victoria Asher (Cobra Starship)

Beauty & brains, + a keytar. Which combines two of my favorite things: pianos/keyboards and guitars. Plus, she puts up with all of the boys. Which I think is ungodly sexy, for some reason.

3. Jim Morrison (The Doors)

Anybody who knows me saw this one coming. It’d be like having sex with Satan, minus the whole hell thing & the red skin & the horns & the hooves. Who wouldn’t want that?

2. Ryan Ross (Panic! At the Disco)

ONLY the Panic! era though. Because once they dropped the exclamation point, he started trying to be Paul McCartney. I mean, if he changed the hair up, out of the motherfucking bowl cut - YOU ARE NOT THE REAL SLIM SHADY, PLEASE SIT DOWN - I’d probably still do him. But hobo clown makeup Ryhawk Ryan will always be my favorite.

1. William Beckett (The Academy is…)

Yeah, the obvious one. He’s the only one on here I have seriously contemplated stalking. Which is creepy, but if you saw him through my eyes, you’d understand it. He’s everything I’d ever want - he looks like a girl, he plays guitar, he sings, he writes, he’s smart and he’s funny. He can laugh at himself. And from the few times we’ve been able to see into his mind, he’s an insanely deep person. He’s a romantic, too, which helps. And I think he’d just be an amazing friend, boyfriend, husband, father… perfect. Yeah, I kind of think he’s a God.

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